ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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