If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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