No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You pole danced in your parka.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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