She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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