singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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