About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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