Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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