So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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