No, you can still breathe under the balls.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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