VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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