Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
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Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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