I'm gonna have a badass scar
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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