I want to walk on stilts...naked
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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