question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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