omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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