What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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