i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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