Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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