if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I cut my penus on the lid.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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