Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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