There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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