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At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
How naked do you want me to be?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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