How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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