Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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