with your own penis?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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