Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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