You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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