Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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