this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
PANTIES FOUND
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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