I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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