Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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