I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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