we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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