I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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