Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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