Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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