I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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