There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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