By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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