there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.