did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program