There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job