Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.