so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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