This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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