He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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