I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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