you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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