Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My underwear smells like fireworks.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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