I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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