you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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