Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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