after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
