Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
you are never too drunk for berry picking
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize
