I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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