Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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