LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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