Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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